The Spiffy Dapper

Barely a cocktail bar. Bad service. Horrible attitude. Stay away.

The Spiffy Dapper started off as a hole in the wall in Boat Quay. Nothing special, just good banter and half decent drinks. As a matter of fact, it is a surprise that anyone bothered to climb up the smelly stairs and drink in that shit-hole. Anyways, after a year of dodgy operations, our customers decided to give us money to move us to a slightly bigger space in Amoy Street. A really bad investment decision on their part we think. But not having any scruples, we took the money and spent it on useless expensive machines which we are not sure how to use. So here we are, still doing the same ol\' half-decent drinks and in a larger and cleaner venue. We apologise for the lack of rodents, roaches and weird smells. But we have kept the main attractions for you buggers. George is always drunk and chasing customers away, and the new recruits are no better at customer service than Gorilla\'s with butt-plugs swimming in the Indian Ocean. The more things change, the more they stay the same. Welcome home.